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28 Dec 2004

Giving.

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Category: Everything Else

Here are some places to send donations to help keep the tsunami catastrophe from becoming even worse:

Canadian Red Cross
1-800-418-1111
(or donate through your local Red Cross office)

UNICEF Canada
1-800-567-4483
UNICEF Canada
2200 Yonge St., Suite 1100
Toronto, Ont.
M4S 2C6

Oxfam Canada
1-800-466-9326
Asian Earthquake/Floods Relief, Oxfam Canada
200-215 Spadina Avenue
Toronto, Ont.
M5T 2C7

CARE Canada
1-800-267-5232

Meanwhile, suffering continues elsewhere. Among many others, M?©decins sans fronti?®res are doing something about it.

23 Dec 2004

Too depressing for words.

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Category: Politics

According to Doug Ireland’s blog, the Democrat leadership is responding to the results of the last election by rethinking their support for a woman’s right to choose. Quoting the LA Times:

Addressing supporters at a meeting held by the AFL-CIO, Kerry said he discovered during trips through Pennsylvania that many union members were also abortion opponents and that the party needed to rethink how it could appeal to those voters, Kerry spokesman David Wade said.

Read the article. It gets worse.

Ho-ho-ho-had it with Christmas yet?

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If you’re nauseated at the thought of two more friggin’ days of treacly goodness and light before we get to the real holiday — Boxing Day, and its attendant retail orgy — then here’s a quick dose of desperately needed sourness: the reviews for National Treasure. A sample:

“People run. Things blow up. Sometimes, just to add another layer of nuance, people run away as things blow up.”

“Rancid cinematic cheese.”

“Has all the soul, wit and originality of a major co-branding campaign.”

Or, if you need the heavy stuff, read some pans of kids’ Christmas movies. Like Polar Express:

“A failed and lifeless experiment in which everything goes wrong.”

Doesn’t that just induce frostbite in the cockles of your heart? You’re welcome.

22 Dec 2004

Please see me after class.

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Category: Media Mix

Andrew Potter over at ThisMagazine’s blog has kindly graded Canada’s national columnists. You can’t accuse him of suspending his judgement in favour of ideology; Andrew Coyne and Margaret Wente each get a B+.

Which makes me think — maybe what we really need is a Rotten Tomatoes of Canadian columnists, aggregating reviews from across the blogiverse (and the political spectrum). Some kind of jury would be needed to filter out those who grade their fellow-travellers too easily, but that wouldn’t have to be too onerous.

Volunteers? Anyone?

Checkered records and fevered comments

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Category: Politics

A few days ago, the Victoria Times-Colonist treated us to a profile (we use “profile” here, but you may prefer the term “panting hagiography”) of newly-minted senior B.C. cabinet minister Ida Chong, who will now be responsible for higher education in the province. (Maybe they mean higher-priced education. If so, you can stamp that “Mandate More Than Fulfilled”.)

The only actual information in the piece is the news that Ms. Chong has recently acquired a spaniel named Checkers. Cute, huh?

Now, pop quiz: can you name someone else who was in public life and who managed to get a certain amount of political mileage out of a spaniel named Checkers? (Hint — Rearrange these letters to spell out his name: RICHARN DIXON)

Pencils down, and yes, the answer is Richard Nixon. Surprise! (No points to anyone who answered Xinard Rochin. Close, but Xinard actually owned a Dachshund named Cribbage.) In Nixon’s classic “Checkers speech,” he answered charges that he’d improperly accepted gifts by saying the only gift he’d accepted was a spaniel named Checkers, and he wasn’t going to take the dog away from his daughters. The speech was immediately derided throughout America as a maudlin, manipulative, self-serving, dishonest piece of demagoguery and is therefore the prototype for most political speeches written ever since.

Maybe we’re just crabby here at ODTAA because the household is recovering from three bouts of Norwalk-like virus. It leads to such speculation as:

  • If this is Norwalk-like, how horrifically bad is Norwalk itself?
  • Is the Norwalk Chamber of Commerce at all concerned about the aspersions this is casting on their fine community (possible town motto: “Visit All Day, Vomit Violently All Night”)?
  • And when will that other shoe drop with Gary Collins’ resignation?

Oh. Thump.

15 Dec 2004

Gary Farewell Collins

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Category: Politics

Most of the interesting things I could say about Gary Collins’ departure from the Campbell government (to, I kid you not, head up an airline) have already been said by Ian King. He notes in particular the gushing kudos from the Canadian Press coverage, particularly the claim that “During his four years as finance minister, Collins took the province from a $4-billion deficit to a $2-billion surplus while cutting taxes and programs.”

Not mentioned … is that said deficit was largely self-inflicted; more than half that total was due to the Liberals cutting taxes in their first week in office, while $750-million of the 2002-03 deficit was a ‚Äúprudence‚Äù cushion that was never intended to be spent. As for the new surplus, $800-million of it comes from an unexpected payment in equalization payments, almost all the rest from a spike in resource revenues due thanks to high energy prices. In fact, the last two NDP budgets (2000-01 and 2001-02) were also balanced with a modest surplus due to‚Ķ you guessed it, high energy prices.

The only things I have to add are these:

  1. What freakin’ Bizarro universe do we live in, that Gary Collins is being eulogized as the voice of calm centrist moderation in the Campbell government?
  2. He really couldn’t wait six months instead of leaving his constituents (ahem) up in the air?
  3. At what point do the oxygen masks drop down from the ceiling at the cabinet table in Victoria, and the ministers spend their remaining time in office with their heads between their knees? (Must… resist… follow-up joke…) God knows they’ve spent the past three and a half years with their (No! Don’t do it!) seats in the locked and right-wing position. (Oh, thank god. We keep our PG rating.)

9 Dec 2004

A decade later, a decision worth celebrating

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A decade ago, on June 9, 1994, you would have found virtually every New Democrat staffer at Queen’s Park (including yours truly) riveted to their TV screens, waiting and hoping against hope that Bill 167 — a law that would recognize same-sex relationships — would pass second reading that afternoon in the Legislature.

With some New Democrat MPPs threatening to bolt party ranks over the issue, the Rae government had opened it to a free vote. The strategy was controversial, but the bill’s only hope was if enough opposition MPPs voted with the government.

That wasn’t likely. The Conservatives had recently scored a surprise by-election win in a campaign where what we so politely call “social conservatism” (and what history will call bigotry) played a major role. Spooked, Lyn McLeod’s Liberals had scrambled to try and recover the intolerance vote, and turned their backs on their earlier support for the bill’s principles. Even when the government reluctantly deleted the two provisions that were supposedly keeping them from supporting the bill — adoption and the definition of the word spouse — the Liberals refused to budge.

So the stakes were high and the outcome unclear as the Speaker called off MPPs pro and con. To our shame, a dozen NDP MPPs voted against the bill. To the Liberals’ shame, only three of their MPPs voted for it. And the bill went down to defeat.

Bad enough. But legislature security staff — and the most charitable construction I can put on their reasoning is that it’s baffling — added profound insult to injury by donning latex gloves before escorting the bill’s outraged supporters (in the case of a friend of mine, “escorting” meant shoving him down the stairs) from the public galleries and outside the Legislature.

There were still a few hours left in the workday, but it more or less ended there (along with a lot of illusions about how far Canadian society had come). Devastated, we retreated to a nearby bar on Wellesley Street in the heart of Toronto’s gay neighbourhood.

As the day wore on, anger began to thicken into despair. But around us, something was happening to the flow of pedestrians. So slowly you could barely tell it was happening, two-way traffic was becoming unidirectional, as the entire community began to gravitate toward Yonge Street.

I looked up from my beer to realize the street was jammed with angry, proud, shouting, chanting people — arm in arm, hand in hand. And along with the anger was something else, something I had never experienced before at a demonstration. Not just defiance, not just determination, but something far more powerful.

It took an hour or two before I realized what it was: confidence. All of us there knew this was a battle where good would win. Not that night, clearly, but someday. The street hummed with the sheer inevitability of victory.

So one hopes the forces of intolerance took the time to savour that vote, because they’ve had little else to celebrate in the years since that night on Wellesley Street. Now, a decade later, comes the Supreme Court of Canada to not only affirm but eclipse the substance of Bill 167.

And along with their ruling, another chance to celebrate on Wellesley Street. If you’re in the neighbourhood, I hope you’ll make the most of it. I wish I could be with you.

7 Dec 2004

CanWest Global: prostrate before the gods of taste

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“Attention, valued viewers:

“The next thirty seconds were going to be devoted to a public service ad raising awareness of prostate cancer and potentially saving thousands of men’s lives. The ad comes from the Prostate Centre at Vancouver General Hospital.

“However, in the interests of defending the sensitivity of our viewers and preserving the dignity of Canadian broadcasting, we have declined to air this ad. It was simply too… what’s the phrase the kids use?… over the top.

“Instead, we return you to our wholesome hour-long programming of people eating animal penises, deer testicles and horse rectums.”

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