http://robcottingham.ca/2006/11/stay-the-course-a-plea-from-president-gaius-baltar/ Meeting your social media humor needs since 1963 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:38:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://robcottingham.ca/2006/11/stay-the-course-a-plea-from-president-gaius-baltar/comment-page-1/#comment-10684 Mikeachim Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:05:28 +0000 http://www.robcottingham.ca/20061106/stay-the-course-a-plea-from-president-gaius-baltar/#comment-10684 You sound like a thoroughly nice Gaius. But before I vote, President Baltar: a few questions... - would you really have stolen that poor woman's lottery ticket to get a ride on that Raptor back on Caprica? Answer truthfully. - why, with all that metal, do the Cylons not have razors or scissors? A man with a beard is hiding something. (I mean, with the size of *your* beard, you must be hiding a doozy, like, oh I dunno, letting the Cylons in through the back door and starting this whole shebang, for example). I look forward to your answers. A. Voter. You sound like a thoroughly nice Gaius.
But before I vote, President Baltar: a few questions…
– would you really have stolen that poor woman’s lottery ticket to get a ride on that Raptor back on Caprica? Answer truthfully.
– why, with all that metal, do the Cylons not have razors or scissors? A man with a beard is hiding something. (I mean, with the size of *your* beard, you must be hiding a doozy, like, oh I dunno, letting the Cylons in through the back door and starting this whole shebang, for example).
I look forward to your answers.
A. Voter.

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