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28 Sep 2009

Wacom Technology – 6D Art Pen

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Wacom’s new innovative 6D Art Pen is the perfect tool to use if you’re looking for refined, variable control of artistic pens, brushes, markers, and more. With six dimensions of pen control including 360 degrees of barrel rotation, and 1,024 levels of pressure-sensitivity, the design possibilities are endless…

The 6D Art Pen includes both hard plastic and felt nibs for various pen “feels” and is especially designed for use with your Intuos3 pen tablet or Cintiq 21UX interactive pen display. Utilizing Wacom’s patented cordless, battery-free technology, the 6D Art pen enables you to quickly and easily change pen position, change tilt angle, and rotate the barrel in any direction. Once you begin working with this pen, you’ll immediately experience its natural feel, comfort, and superior performance.

This looks nifty as hell. Anyone out there tried it out? Feedback, thoughts, recommendations?

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Pepsi To Cease Advertising | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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Pepsi Last Billboard

Actually drinking Pepsi, not seeing expensive billboards, will tell people whether or not they like the product.

A great, if sadly fictitious quote: “Frankly, it just feels sort of weird and desperate to put all this energy into telling people what to drink. If they don’t like it, then they don’t like it. That’s not really any of our business anyway.”

In my social media fantasies, we’re only a few years away from a major brand making this kind of announcement. But I’m always skeptical of my social media fantasies.

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27 Sep 2009

What’s that… you’ll throw in magic beans, too? HELL, yes!

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What's that... you'll throw in magic beans, too? HELL, yes!(man to a shady character) You’ll get me 15,000 new followers?! SURE you can have my car, house and office keys! (Caption: And that’s why we have Twitter worms)

26 Sep 2009

DOMinatrix

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DOMinatrix(woman in dominatrix outfit to someone in a furry outfit) No, last night was quirks mode. Tonight is strict mode.

24 Sep 2009

The views on this T-shirt do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer

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I want one of these to wear to tech conferences… but not to online community conferences.

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23 Sep 2009

A little history… and some of the cartoon’s greatest hits

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If you’re visiting from PC World – or just happened to stumble onto us – we’re glad you could come by. Pull up a chair. Lemonade?

Your timing’s terrific: I was just about to start the slide show. Oh, no, don’t get up – the holiday pictures aren’t until later. No, this is all about Noise to Signal, my cartoon about the intersection of technology, communications and life. Sit back and make yourself comfortable.

Let me just plug the remote… into the projector… dim the lights… and here we go.

Here’s the cartoon that launched Noise to Signal (although I didn’t call it that yet) waaaay back in the spring of 2007. It was a simpler time (at least in the Oval Office, ba-dump-bump!)…

This is a tribute to the famous New Yorker cartoon, “On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.” (I’ve come back to this theme once or twice.)

Internet dog cartoon

This one is probably the first one I published under the name “Noise to Signal”.

How young people use social networks

And now, as measured by raw hits, here are the top 10 Noise to Signal cartoons of all time:

Number 10, sadly a little timelier now than when I drew it:

Downsizing cartoon

Number 9, a cartoon the PC World folks (and Amazon customers) will recognize:

Cartoon: sex recommender system

Number 8, for everyone who obsesses about their Twitter follower count:

Cartoon: why did you stop following me?

Number 7 is for my fellow gadget freaks out there whose spirituality glands may be underperforming:

Cartoon: spiritual void

Number 6 goes to a pie chart. Somewhere, my grade 6 math teacher’s ears just pricked up.

Cartoon: chart of how we spend our time online

Coming up to number 5, a reminder that it’s probably a good thing Alex and I didn’t have iPhones yet when we got married:

Cartoon: Twitter wedding

Number 4 promotes both privacy awareness and good dental hygiene. Hard to do in one cartoon, but we’re committed to value here at Noise to Signal industries:

Cartoon: missing keys

Third place – bronze! – is the closest I come to a religion: typography.

Cartoon: Comic Sans?!

Number 2 – ooh, so close – makes that case that, while Flooz may have flopped, alternative currencies for the online world are still alive and well:

Cartoon: panhandling for beta invites

And the number one Noise to Signal cartoon of all time…

Cartoon: bankrupt but beautiful

Thanks for checking us out! You can also find Noise to Signal on Facebook… and if you’re hankering for the RSS feed, it’s right here.

PC World features Noise to Signal

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When I was a young ‘un still trying to wrap my mind around personal computers, modems, desktop publishing and stuff, I had only a few trusted sources to turn to: my very few friends who shared my interest… whatever I could glean at 300 baud from Ottawa’s various computer bulletin boards… and magazines.

Two magazines in particular gave me the education I was looking for: PC Magazine and PC World. For me, neither übergeek or total n00b, they were the holders of the keys to the tech kingdom of the mid-to-late 1980s and early 90s.

So I’m especially delighted that, all day today, PC World’s web site has as its lead feature “a dozen of the best tech-related cartoons the Web has to offer“… and among those exalted 12, you’ll find Noise to Signal.

Head on over – and check out the other 11 cartoons as well, along with editor JR Raphael’s lively commentary. (Want to read more JR Raphael? Then head to his site eSarcasm – billed, wisely, as “not for the easily offended”.)

22 Sep 2009

Amazon Vancouver Public Library Linky for Greasemonkey

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A few days ago, David Eaves posted an idea to his blog (actually, one of several ideas): wouldn’t it be great to have a Greasemonkey script that would let you find a book on Amazon, then see if it’s in at the Vancouver Public Library?

Essentially, the effect is to turn Amazon into the front-end browsing system for a public library. And in fact such scripts have already been written for other library systems, including Ottawa’s.

Fast forward less than 24 hours, and the rather clever Steve Tannock has the thing written and updated to version 1.4, based on the Ottawa script.

Not too shabby. Take it for a spin, and let Steve and David know what you think! (Requires Firefox and the Greasemonkey extension.)

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