You’ve been spending your day obsessing about, I don’t know, fair trade in the banana industry. And that night, a spam e-mail arrives in your inbox with a subject line along the lines of “H0t frustrated housew1ves want to trade bananas!!”

Sure it’s almost certainly a coincidence, you think, but some part of you wonders, How did they know? What if they’re watching me?

That creepy feeling, my friend, is from now on known as… spamchronicity.

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