6 captions that won’t win the caption contest

Folks, you have to enter this contest. Here are six captions that won’t be winning:

1. Anyone know a cheap source of Imodium for birds?
2. Live-tweeting of Spring Migration 2011 not going so well.
3. Just blogged: update on avian flu threat.
4. Memo to self: there are worse things than commuting by transit.
5. Hey, @NikitaFromDivision – got an update on Operation Sparrow.
6. I just became Foursquare Mayor of 5,000 feet above the ground!