1. Early November frost usually wipes out our turkey crops anyway.
  2. That’s when the Arctic Pumpkin reaches optimum pie-making suitability.
  3. Rapidly run out of reasons to be thankful after mid-October.
  4. To be polite. Terribly important to Canadians to be the first ones to say “Thank you.”
  5. Gives us that additional month to forgive family members in time for seeing them at the end of December.
  6. To mess with you. We’re like that. Same reason we spell “colour” with a “u”.
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