1. Ignore the warning alert and install the corrupted font anyway.
  2. Upgrade WordPress without backing up the database.
  3. Throw away your grounding strap.
  4. Just pull out the USB cable without ejecting your drive first.
  5. While it’s in the middle of a Time Machine backup.
  6. Screw it: turn off Time Machine. Use that hard drive for more torrents.
  7. Leave the document unsaved until you’re done with it.
  8. No firewall. All ports open. At a coffee shop. Come and get me.
  9. Compose your blog post in the browser.
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