I was switching to a stalled tab when Firefox quit — but I don’t know if that was the cause. Maybe it’s me. You put so many of your dreams on hold when you become an adult, and every choice you make seems to slaughter a million other possibilities. Click this, and not that; study this, and not that; work at this, and not that. Opportunity cost is the profound, unavoidable tragedy of the human condition; sensing that, perhaps Firefox chose to take some of those choices off my menu, freeing me t

There’s a character limit. Pity — I think I was on the brink of a revelation there.