1Password rarely quits on me, and I love it to bits… AgileBits.

At 11:40 AM PST, the vehicle launched successfully from Polar Station. At 11:44 am, the booster section failed to separate completely from the rest of the launch vehicle. The vehicle immediately deviated sharply from course. A determination was made at 11:46 am that the vehicle was unrecoverable, and an emergency ejection was ordered. Santa and all nine reindeer were successfully rescued downrange, but the remainder of the payload, including gifts for all the good girls and boys of the world, was tragically lost. And that, kids, are why you’re getting office supplies this year.