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(man to woman) I don't think I really understood the digital divide until you got a faster computer than mine.

The digital divide, close to home

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Yarrr!

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Be sure to keep your transfer

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(woman to man in bed) The following may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.

Would you mind completing a short survey afterward?

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I’ve had this dream…

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Maybe your daycare can hold a tweetup

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I suspect there’s more than a little of this guy in me.

Spin

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Any chance of a reboot?

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Dammit – Skype’s down, too

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One man to another, in a conference full of men and one women: "Nice to see so many women turning out."

Problem solved

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When Yelp cuts both ways

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Do you find it as hard to buy hats as I do?

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That’s delegation

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Obnoxious

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Also, they passed a stoop-and-scoop law

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Performance review

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Not that you have to follow people back on Twitter. You don’t. You really don’t. It’s the stupidest etiquette rule in history, right up there with the way you’re supposed to stab the person next to you with your lobster fork between the sorbet course and the port.

Not want

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It’s just not part of our culture here

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At least they’re not playing Grand Theft Auto

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My spirituality, in a nutshell

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Foodies

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No, I know: it has nothing to do with technology. And I even like blue cheese. But let’s not kid ourselves: that stuff reeks.

(One of my first Cintiq cartoons. The proportions are still pretty wonky.)

Geeks bearing gifts

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We call it GulagNet

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Inbox Zero saves lives, people.

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(woman using laptop, to man) I can't talk to you right now. I'm catching up on your tweets.

Catching up with you

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But first, our standard conference snack of carbs and diuretics

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The difference

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(man using mobile phone in hospital, to partner who is in labor) Check it out, honey! Twitter 'replies' now include 'mentions'!

The real reason they don’t allow cell phones in hospitals

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2009-04-04-kidney

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2009-03-28-netbook

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2009-03-21-alts

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South by Sou’wester

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(It turns out there actually is a NxNE. It does not involve fisherfolk, except incidentally.)

2009-03-09-reality

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2009-02-28-worm

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2009-02-21-zombies

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(woman in bed to man) I'm glad you enjoyed that. People who liked that technique also enjoyed these other sexual techniques...

Feel free to leave a Yelp review

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2009-02-15-prison

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Also, they think you should floss more

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2009-02-01-extension

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The economy’s frakked

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In twitness and in health

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The only reason Alex and I didn’t look like this at our wedding is that Twitter hadn’t been invented yet.

Really.

2009-01-28-compensation

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2009-01-25-accounting

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2009-01-22-breakup

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2009-01-17-cylon

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2009-01-14-piechart

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2009-01-11-quittr

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I try not to be this guy. Which is why I no longer track unfollows and unfriends. Ever.

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2009-01-04-drinking-game

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2008-12-23-miss-internet

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Ho ho homigod am I sick of Facebook notifications

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