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P the change

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If you follow my blog, you already know about this… but for the rest of you…

You know how Gandhi said “Be the change you want to see in the world”? Oh, I know the New York Times says there’s no evidence he ever said it… but I can point to a gazillion bumper stickers and Twitter bios that say they’re wrong.

Anyways.

I firmly believe that before you can be the change, you have to put it into words: a pithy statement of belief. In short, something that a man (or a really, really determined woman) could pee in a snowbank.

And in that vein, I’m pleased to announce Pee the Change You Want to See in the World, a series of cards I’m selling in my Zazzle store. I’ve started with a few changes: Peace, Social Justice, Equality, Better Smoothies and Open Web Standards. And I’m open to requests (provided they’re not for causes I disagree with – authorial prerogative and all).

Browse other personalized gifts from Zazzle.

Place your bladders in the locked and upright position

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No, really, it makes perfect sense: administer a substance that makes people desperately have to pee. At 30,000 feet above ground. With 120 passengers. And two working toilets.

You just know someone, somewhere, at some airline’s corporate headquarters has to be thinking, “Heyyyy… what if those were pay toilets..?”

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