404 – Promises not found

The promises you expected are currently unavailable. There may not be enough money for them after the huge tax cut we gave our wealthy friends, or we may just not have felt like keeping them.

Please try the following:

• Make a large donation to us. That often helps.
• Make sure you spelled our name right on the cheque. That's "L-I-B-E-R-A-L". (People keep putting in an "e" after the "i". Heaven knows why.)
• Check your fiscal settings. By including funding from before we were elected, you can at least make it look like we kept a few of our promises.
• Try closing hospitals, schools, courthouses and women's centres to free up funding. You can also click the Cut button and try slashing taxes again.
• Click the Reelect Liberals button. Oh, stop laughing – you might get lucky.
• Click the Ballot menu, then click on Carole James and the NDP.