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Happy landings, Royal Canadian Air Farce

The Air Farce Comedy AlbumFittingly, they picked April Fools’ Day to announce it: the Royal Canadian Air Farce is coming in for a landing.

In 1978, my parents took me to see the Farce’s original lineup – Luba Goy, Don Ferguson, Dave Broadfoot, the late John Morgan and Roger Abbott – performing at Camp Fortune, in the Gatineau Hills just north of Ottawa. I was crazy for the radio show, laughing at every joke whether I got it or not, and the live concert was absolute heaven. As the night dimmed into darkness, the light on the stage only got brighter – and there, right there, were the people who hosted those voices, who delivered those hilarious lines, who did that magical thing of making me laugh.

I can’t say that’s where my drive to become a comedian began – I’d been a smartass for years – but it sure helped to kick it into a higher gear. What helped even more was just how generous they all were with their fans. I still have the Air Farce album they all signed for me that night.

A few months later, Air Farce performed again, this time right in Ottawa. And again, they were delighted to meet their fans afterward – and Don Ferguson, probably my favourite cast member at the time, was tremendously gracious when this 15-year-old pressed a typewritten, heavily-Liquid-Papered radio script into his hands. He promised to look at it, and I went home in a state of utter bliss.

You know how these stories end: a form letter, maybe a nice little note wishing me luck?

What I got back was a long, long letter filled with notes for punching up the script, tightening the story, making it funnier and faster. And if the story ended there, Don and Roger, who I seem to remember also contributed some notes, would be mere saints.

But it didn’t. Here’s what lifted these people into the status of gods to me: Don connected me with Gord Holtam and Rick Olsen, the two writers who’d joined the show a year before that concert under the Gatineau stars. And they invited me to pitch – even though the show didn’t use outside writers (something I didn’t know at the time).

That began a process of rewrites and intensive assistance on their part that ultimately saw two of my ideas combined into one tight sketch. I got a cheque for a little over a hundred dollars, and saw it performed and recorded at the CBC’s Cabbagetown studios.

My words. Performed by the biggest stars I knew. Making an audience laugh. And all in front of my extended family – after I’d been taken backstage and introduced to the cast as one of the writers for that night’s episode. And if memory serves me, I hadn’t had my 16th birthday yet.

Think about what that would mean to a kid. Set aside what it meant for my confidence as a comedian (it was huge) – just imagine the inner resilience that kind of experience builds. Imagine how long the echoes from the audience’s laughter and applause would have lasted in my mind.

Whatever time using my ideas might have saved them was easily eaten up by the time Rick and Gord spent working with me to make them usable. This wasn’t a business proposition; it wasn’t developing a potential supplier (remember, they didn’t actually use outside writers); this was sheer good-heartedness.

And the experience lasted a lifetime. I’m a writer. I’m back in comedy. And during those times when I doubt my skill at the funny, I can still conjure up the echoes from Cabbagetown.

Thank you, Don, Roger, Rick and Gord – and Luba, Dave and John.

Writing to be heard

In the midst of this great GuideStar piece on writing fundraising letters comes a sentence that galvanized me:

  • Beginning sentences with “and”- one of my favorite connectors that encourages readers to keep reading (actually “listening” because that’s the way we talk with friends).

Listening. That’s why conversational writing, be it in blog posts, speeches or direct mail, has such power. It’s the way you offer to be heard as – if not a friend – then at least as someone closer than an anonymous behind-the-scenes copywriter or marketer. And when people choose to accept that offer, they’re opening the door to a closer relationship.

Darren Barefoot, playwright

Vancouver’s crown prince of blogging is writing a play… and blogging about the process:

I’m writing a play. It’s currently called Bolloxed and will–knock on wood, spin three times and throw the salt over your shoulder–premiere at the 2006 Victoria Fringe Festival, to be followed by a run at the Vancouver Fringe Festival. The folks at Theatre Tart will produce the show.

The blog’s remarkable, not just because it’s a peek over a writer’s shoulder as he works (I don’t know a single writer who’d let you do that), but because Darren is so upfront about his own fears about writing:

Why write a blog about writing and producing a play? Good question. First and foremost, writing a play scares the bejeesus out of me. If I’m Naomi Watts in The Ring, writing a play is that creepy pasty girl with the matted hair. It’s my hope that blogging about writing a play will temper this fear.

Why am I scared? It’s a confidence thing. When it comes to writing drama, I have none. Despite a degree in Theatre and Creative Writing, and having written a number of plays before, I have zero faith in my ability. Also, any small conviction I might have once had about my education and experience has been been killed by a few years off the drama-writing horse.

I’m afraid my play won’t be funny or entertaining or insightful or compelling or touching or any of the things that good plays are. I’m also afraid (don’t tell Theatre Tart) that it won’t get done, at least not to anywhere near my satisfaction.

My guess is it’ll be hilarious. And I hope be one of the first to find out when the play opens at the Vancouver Fringe.

Is Google killing the smart-ass headline?

Yes, according to the New York Times:

[N]ews organizations large and small have begun experimenting with tweaking their Web sites for better search engine results. But software bots are not your ordinary readers: They are blazingly fast yet numbingly literal-minded. There are no algorithms for wit, irony, humor or stylish writing. The software is a logical, sequential, left-brain reader, while humans are often right brain.

In newspapers and magazines, for example, section titles and headlines are distilled nuggets of human brainwork, tapping context and culture. “Part of the craft of journalism for more than a century has been to think up clever titles and headlines, and Google comes along and says, ‘The heck with that,’ ” observed Ed Canale, vice president for strategy and new media at The Sacramento Bee.

“Is that a good thing or a bad thing, daddy?” Lizzie and George’s daughter repeatedly asks in Kurt Andersen’s Turn of the Century. Her inquiries often focus on some technological innovation and its side-effects, and I imagine she’d be asking it about this one, too.

The world can do with more headlines that convey a clear, pithy message. But can’t we have a little levity with our brevity?

Maybe we can… and maybe we don’t have to wait for artificial intelligence to develop a sense of humour. Back when a friend of mine was writing for the University of Ottawa’s student newspaper, The Fulcrum, he never missed a chance for a punned headline. His high-water mark came when the paper covered (if I remember the story correctly) student apathy over pornographic magazines sold at Pivik, the university’s student-run store.

The headline: “Pivik pack porn, and I don’t care”.

Which I suspect Google would have dealt with quite handily.

Meanwhile, what goes for online newspapers goes double for blogs. While papers can often rely on a large and mostly loyal online readership, blogs often have to compete for readers’ attention. And a prominent place in search engine results is one of the most likely ways you’ll get it.
My most popular pages, especially among folks coming from search engines all have something in common: headlines that clearly and unambiguously state the topic of the post. Wit, in those cases, comes a distant second.

What’s your experience? And what’s your favourite witty-yet-informative headline?

Your keyboard has a period for a reason, people

With no small amount of difficulty I’ve read my way to the middle of a certain book, and now I want to vent.

You know that style of writing, the one that tries to capture the way that people really think by stringing together long, breathless sentences that take one idea, repeat it one way, repeat it another, offer an example and then they’re off, off again in a flow of verbiage that’s just so intense, so difficult to actually read that it must be literary, and every second or third sentence is just like that – you know that writing style?

What are the Charter implications of making it illegal? Just, you know, hypothetically.

Write if you (want to) find work

You’re heading into the workforce. What’s the one skill you need more than any other: computer networking certification? the latest management techniques? a driver’s license?

Or is it the ability to string a sentence together?

That last answer would appeal to Jason Fried, the founder of 37 Signals, makers of a wide range of simple but fabulously useful online project-management applications, especially the phenomenally successful Basecamp. He says the most critical thing in a prospective team member is the ability to write well.

He’s not talking about marketing staff, either. Have a listen to the presentation he gave to the 2005 O’Reilly Emerging Technology Conference (available free of charge by the invaluable folks at IT Conversations).

“Probably the most important thing, and probably one of the surprises, is you have to work with people who are good writers. Everybody has to be a good writer. The programmer has to be a good writer. The designer has to be a good writer. The business guy has to be a good writer. That’s how people communicate now. People don’t talk as much as they used to. They IM all the time; they e-mail all the time; they’re hopefully posting messages to Basecamp all the time. And you have to find people who can communicate by writing.” (hear this clip)